Say What?

Brynna, to Jasper during supper this evening:

"Come here puppy, I give you peanut half."

Seriously. She's going to be reciting the Gettysburg Address pretty soon.

(Unfortunately, Jasper does not yet understand Brynna-speak. Just the food that gets dropped on the floor for him. He doesn't like peanuts, actually.)

Then, I had this conversation with her:

Me: Brynna, would you like to take a shower with Mama or a bath with Mama?

B: Shower! (pause) Mama pick up!

Me: Yes, Mama can pick you up now.

B: Boo-boo better.

Me: Yes, Mama's boo-boos are much better.

Then she pulled up my shirt for an up-close inspection.