Locker Room Conversations

Brynna and I were getting dressed after our swim at the Y this evening.

"Why is underwear different sizes?" she asked me.

"Because our butts are different sizes," I replied.

"Oh! Let me see!" she exclaimed, running around behind me. Followed by "oh, yeah. Yours is BIG. Like as big as a giant! Like as big as the locker! Like as big as your tummy!"

Um...honey...NOT HELPING. Keep digging, and maybe you'll end up in China.

At least she didn't say "as big as Jupiter," which is her favorite comparison these days. I suppose that would've been worse.